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[profile] [Monday
December 31st, 2012 at 12:00am]
How much deception can you take
How many lies will you create
How much longer until you break
You mind's about to fall
And they are breaking through. )
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[ooc | soundtrack | a comforting lie] [Wednesday
October 20th, 2010 at 3:04am]


You said you've been waging a war against so many years of lies / With stronger drinks and longer lines )
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[21] [Friday
September 24th, 2010 at 1:33pm]
It has come to my attention that alcohol really does solve everything.

But then again, that's why they ended prohibition. Can't rise up and fight if you can't even stumble out of bed in the morning.

I feel like I should be having an identity crisis right now. Can't be fucked to care. Drink more, feel less.

Leia, check on the cameras.
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[20] [Thursday
September 23rd, 2010 at 7:36pm]
Harvest moon. The last day of summer. Longer nights, pressed wheat, circles and unidentified lights.

A series of 1 and 0.

0100100101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111001101110100011100100110000101101110011001110110010100100000011101000110111100100000011000100110010100100000011010110110111001101111011101110110111000100000011100110110111100100000011101010110111001101001011101100110010101110010011100110110000101101100011011000111100100100000011000010110111001100100001000000111100101100101011101000010000001110100011011110010000001100010011001010010000001110011011011110010000001101100011011110110111001100101011011000111100100101110

Aldous Huxley was correct; not Orwell. It is an affront to human nature. Compartmented demolition collapse sequence. Swimming pools full of C2H4O + BuOH → BuOC2H4OH. If you eat it, they can genetically modify it in a petri dish.

178 feet below the surface of the earth.
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[star | three] [Tuesday
September 7th, 2010 at 3:39am]
Technology is a beautiful thing. There's really nothing better than being able to patch into your home computer and the entire network therein from the other side of the country and access anything connected to that computer. Windows 7 made it so easy that a child could do it. And the ways that someone who actually knows a thing or two about computers can manipulate that are endless. Truly, gloriously endless. And there's certainly nothing better than being able to get a wireless connection in the middle of the desert surrounded by neo-hippies.

Please, brothers, the whole point is breaking the rules.

The police were a little thick this year though - I'm sure the organizers are going to be hearing their share of complaints about that. But dodging a few pigs is worth it for being able to get a tanline-free tan and actually being encouraged to start fires.

Some of the old AoB boys were hanging around filming one of their mocumentaries - "Play Safe at Black Rock" or some trite shit like that. Latex-clad nurses are my kind of show. It was good to see the BRCPO back in action - I suppose in accordance with the Metropolitan theme these year; all them cities needin' their mail. Someone had the genius idea to send a bunch of naked men and women to people's camps to "simulate" sex acts under the banner of "Live Spam Mail". Glorious. Truly a fantastic experience.

But it's back to the grind come Wednesday afternoon. I know for a fact those boys missed me. They'd be fucking lost if I wasn't there to knock their heads together.
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[19] [Thursday
August 26th, 2010 at 8:39pm]
What costs $2.3 million, has a breathtaking view of the Adirondack Mountains, has 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms and can withstand a nuclear blast?

My brand new Atlas F missile base/private airport/fallout shelter/log cabin, that's what. Who says you can't have a little piece of the Cold War all to yourself?

Above ground, it features a hangar and spacious open living room and fireplace with wrap around porch. Below ground, and accessible via stairs from above ground home in what was once the launch control center, now is a two level, 2300 sq.ft., 3 bedroom 2-1/2 bath with open living area and kitchen adjoined by a spiral staircase... Huge doors open to a large tunnel that accesses the silo that has an additional 20,000 square feet of useable space with unlimited possibilities. The perfect getaway home, it has its own direct runway access, its climate controlled and is capable of withstanding a nuclear hit.

Now my old fallout shelter was decorated to look entirely like a retro-futuristic demo home, but I think the log cabin and the mountains have sort of decided the decor for this one for me. I'm thinking books. Lots and lots of books. Who wants to come see it with me?

OOC )
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[18] [Friday
August 20th, 2010 at 11:49am]
I'm beginning to think that someone out there loves me. The political environment right now is just beautiful and I may have to send someone a thank-you gift for enabling all this wonderful trash, or being too distracted to shut it down, whichever. There is nothing - nothing - like a president surrounded with speculation and midterm election drama to make a man feel truly alive.

For the first time in about three months, I've actually been looking forward to going to work and talking to people on the air. I feel quite a bit less nervous as well. It's always good to go home.

Charles, do you want to go out to dinner tomorrow night?
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[17] [Friday
August 13th, 2010 at 6:17pm]
An entire show devoted to talking about the Knights Templar and the Masonic legacy. It was most enjoyable, made slightly more enjoyable by the fact that Star has been on leave for a week and wasn't sitting there informing Richard and I how stupid we are for acting like excited schoolboys when we start talking about the Masons. For a man who's primary subject of interest is the CIA and military conspiracy, he knows a remarkable amount about the secrets of the Founding Fathers and Grail lore. I'm proud. Our guest-host for the week seemed more amused than anything by the two of us.

I'm also proud that I only had to excuse myself twice in duration of the four hour program. In the past it's been much more frequent than that, but I suppose my self-control has gotten a little bit better in the past few months thanks, in a large part, to Charles.

And that's the first time I've ever mentioned him publicly, but we'll just pretend that it doesn't mean anything because it doesn't mean anything... Except that it might.
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[16] [Wednesday
August 4th, 2010 at 10:47pm]
Radio silence.

What the hell is this?

The harder they are to see, the more of a threat they pose against you. Can't get a good track on it. Too many secrets that no one knows. One of mine, not one of mine. Believes too much, too little.

I think I'm losing my mind.

Solar flares. Blame the solar flares.
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[15] [Monday
July 19th, 2010 at 7:24pm]
We had Alex Jones on the show today, which was rather fantastic, considering having guests on the show means that I have to talk very little and I can sit in the production booth where said guests can't see me. Then I can just sit there and soak it up. It was a rather blissful experience, not being required to answer phones fir hours on end. And of course, the man has his own show, he knows how to talk for hours on end and how to answer whatever questions get volleyed at him. I enjoyed myself.

The feeling of oil isn't gone yet - not entirely - but it's much better compared to what it had been. It seems that now that it's finally gotten sorted out, they've largely shut up about it and moved onto something else. There's always something else. Thankfully.

And now I just have to figure out how to get my niece-thing to stop hanging out in front of the apartment building in a superhero costume. It's not very inconspicuous.
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[star | two] [Friday
July 16th, 2010 at 7:59pm]
[Private]

Two days he's been back from wherever he disappeared to. Scrambled the signal on his phone calls into the station - figures, he's too smart to let that slip even when he's not already paranoid - and I couldn't trace it. Some sort of weird secondary interference too; thought I could hear generators on the audio analysis and also some weird echo. This definitely doesn't narrow down anything. Back to normal, then?

[/]

Ever get that feeling that you're being watched?
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[14] [Wednesday
July 7th, 2010 at 7:44pm]
I thought I could stave it off, honestly - that I could keep everything neat and under control. Of course something had to be said about it; there was just so much going on. But refusing to talk about it only worked so long. Until I woke up one morning and found that, while I slept, someone had put up a sub-forum on my site about the BP Oil spill. Now it's leaking - nay, gushing - everywhere and I feel...

As CNN is now reporting, the U.S. government has issued a new rule that would make it a felony crime for any journalist, reporter, blogger or photographer to approach any oil cleanup operation, equipment or vessel in the Gulf of Mexico. Anyone caught is subject to arrest, a $40,000 fine and prosecution for a federal felony crime. [source]

Free Speech is now illegal on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. Any reporter, photographer or blogger caught within 65 feet of an oil spill boom, vessel or cleanup operation will be arrested, fined as much as $40,000 and prosecuted with a Class F felony crime by the U.S. government. [source]

And despite that, there are still videos proving that BP is covering up the oil spill... with sand

But it's not a conspiracy if the facts are facts and provable. So why should I bother myself with it? Let the political commentators talk about it. Give Glenn Beck the Orwellian angle to cry about on live television. I would like to wash my hands of it. And wash them again and again, until it doesn't feel like the oil is seeping into my skin and I can't touch anything, can't sleep can't work; just feel like I'm slugging along can't get clean fuck fuck fuck

This on top of the Roswell anniversary. Dammit, I think I'm going to go lock myself in my storage unit and hide until it's all over. Surely it's made of thick enough aluminum to keep them all out...
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[13] [Friday
June 25th, 2010 at 10:06pm]
My car stereo wouldn't stop playing Thriller today. And I can't count the number of calls we got in asking whether or not we have any additional information yet on who killed Michael Jackson or whether or not we believed the theory that he actually died fifteen years ago and was replaced by a clone ala Paul McCartney.

After an hour I told the show's producer to hang up on anyone who called in about Jackson because I was sick of saying the same thing over and over again on air for people who can't seem to actually listen to what the hell is happening on air. So we had a very quiet afternoon talking about the Gulf oil spill and how it had been staged by the Republicans and we got a few calls from Truthers and it was just a very nice, calm afternoon for the last three hours of the show.

I did, however, return home to find a rather unnerving note had been slipped into my mailbox that may have been accusing me of being incompetent in my pursuit of my elusive stalker. I am starting to think that the best course of action might be to just ignore it. Then again...

It is very difficult for me to ignore things that may or may not be rummaging around in my personal life. Maybe I should talk to the landlord about installing cameras over the mailboxes again. Surely he can't still think it's an invasion of privacy...
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[stalker journal | one] [Tuesday
June 15th, 2010 at 8:11pm]
The following is written in just one of many spiral notebooks. It outlines the movements of an unnamed target. There are literally hundreds of pages just like this one, detailing the day-to-day movings of the target. In addition to these, there are also detailed drawings of the inside of the target's apartment, car and workplace.

Monday, June 14th

7 AM - Wakes up, spends 27 minutes hitting the snooze alarm before getting out of bed.
7:27-8:15 - Showers, shaves, dresses.
8:15 - Breakfast: cereal, toast, coffee (black)
8:30 - Starts going over surveilance footage from the night before; watches a cat chase a squirrel up a tree. Otherwise, finds nothing to give pause.
10 AM - Second pot of coffee.
11:25 - Pauses footage, leaves to have lunch with his sister.
11:30-1 PM - Is at the nextdoor apartment with his sister.
1 PM - Returns to his apartment, finishes reviewing the footage.
1:49 - 3:20 - Prepares talking points for the show.
3:30 - Leaves apartment, double-checks the cameras twice, clicks the lock three times and paces the hallway once. Checks under car, in backseat, in trunk; finally enters car.
4:20 - Arrives at the station.
4:30 - 7 PM - On air.
7:15 - Leaves station. Checks under car, in backseat, in trunk; finally enters car.
7:20 - Stops for gas and coffee.
8:10 - Arrives home.
8:13 - Starts going over surveilance footage
8:20 - Sister brings over dinner. Continues working while eating.
9 PM - Watches television.
12:30 AM - Bed.
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[12] [Sunday
June 13th, 2010 at 8:52pm]
Somebody has been reading Vigilant Citizen too much and has officially lost their marbles. Because, you know, Lady Gaga, Beyonce and Christina Aguilera are totally Illuminati puppets and are trying to lure you into the mind-control propaganda of the evil, evil government! I'm sorry, but the government isn't intelligent enough to think like that and if they did, it would the the Masons - not the Illuminati.

Seriously, though who the hell are these people and why are they talking about things they know nothing about? At least, at least, there are some halfway intelligent people in the conversation talking sense into the complete lunatics. They make me look sane! And citing the Bohemian Grove ceremony for the idea that all government officials ever are involved in "Satanic" pagan rituals is just offensive. If these people want to flail around and try to talking conspiracy theories I would like for them to at least make an effort not to have their information completely wrong.

Who is this woman anyway and why is she trying to talk about things that she knows nothing about? Is she off her meds? Did some reality TV bimbo go completely nuts after her "wifey" died? I don't know, but I want her and this ridiculous dribble out of my head immediately or I will be forced to perform my own lobotomy.

Also: The Illuminati, Luciferians and Satanists have nothing to do with each other and despite the misleading labels of the latter two, they do not worship Satan, Lucifer or Baphomet; they use them as symbols for an overall message of adversary or forbidden knowledge. Just so you know.

Fuck this noise. I need a drink.
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[11] [Monday
May 31st, 2010 at 3:09am]
I'm tired of hearing about oil. All day, every day since the leak my life is nothing but oil and who is responsible and what clean-up techniques aren't working and who's job it is to clean the shit up and what motives they have for letting this go on so long... I'm bored. I have a headache. I don't want to be bothered with repeating the same thing over and over again for one more day. More than that, I don't want to go into work tomorrow and talk endlessly about the same military bullshit we've been talking about for years. I've said my piece on it (which amounts to roughly: you wanted oil, you got oil) and I'd like to move along to another subject now.

I'll be taking an extended vacation.

Now on to something I don't have to think about in any regard whatsoever... Sex sells )
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[ooc | drabbles] [Wednesday
May 26th, 2010 at 7:10pm]
It's about that time again for drabbles! I'm bored again and need something to get the creative wheels greased and rolling without squeaking so much. So spam me with drabble requests (Character/Pairing, Prompt) and let's see if maybe I can't make my brain do something productive!

Characters... )
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[10] [Tuesday
May 11th, 2010 at 4:36pm]
The official word on the blackout is that it was either an environmental warfare attack by either the Soviets or North Korea or that it was a test of an environmental warfare system by the United States.

The people are still largely divided over which one they believe, but they are the ruling theories at this time. There was a small glimmer of a theory regarding some possible alien presence but thanks to my sister and her momentary incapacitating fear of Grays I had to quell that rumor. It would never have held water. I will, however, be propagating the standing theory to the best of my ability, because the actual truth oftentimes needs to stay hidden from public's eyes I see no cause for any of us to ever reveal our identities to the public at-large. It would be a rather senseless thing indeed if any of us were to ever do anything stupid enough to make that happen.

The phone lines at the station were lit up all weekend about it, but unfortunately I couldn't offer many answers. The producers were trying to keep to a minimum the amount we talked about our own personal experiences and instead focus on the theorizing among the listeners. That didn't stop us from discussing the matter after we had gone off-air.

Thankfully, though, we've moved on to other matters this week. Namely, we've been discussing an unfolding mass scandal within the NYPD, the Gulf oil spill, new developments in the Roswell case, excavation of a shaft under the Sphinx's paw, and the Hopi "Seventh Sign" prophecy. Mundane, perhaps. But it's a job.
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[9] [Friday
April 16th, 2010 at 1:20pm]
Massive fireball reported across Midwestern sky on Wednesday night. Internet chatter states that it hit Wisconsin, but could be seen in Iowa, Illinois, Minnesota and Wisconsin. It's taken a bit to analyze the footage but we've reached a couple of conclusions.

The official report is that it's a meteor from the Gamma Virginids shower which reached peak activity Wednesday and Thursday. But I am, personally rather skeptical about that considering a shower suggests more than one object and there were absolutely no reports about other sightings during this "peak activity". It is curious, however, that a phenomenon this large was felt in the New Madrid fault area, leading some to believe it might signal some form of seismic event. And considering the frequency and degree of such events over the last couple of weeks, this is an understandable worry.

Now another point that is made is that some of the footage shows two contrails coming towards the explosion from opposite directions, entering the large portion of light just before explosion. The sonic boom accompanying it make a meteor explosion questionable (though not entirely impossible). And there is a secondary bright object to the right of the larger object. There is a twenty-second lapse in this loop between the entrance of the bright ball of light and the explosion, but it shows both the secondary bright object, the explosion, a number of independent objects moving in a non-liner manner and the contrails that are completely off-center to be related to the explosion itself. And additional video of the extremely slow-moving object from a number of different locations.

The University of Wisconsin claims that pieces of the meteor were located by two boys 22 hours after the incident, but I remain skeptical, considering we've been told numerous times before the debris was located and then nothing ever comes to the public's attention. Some may be content with the video footage and the news telling them what they're meant to think, but there are others who are in no way satisfied with the idea that this was what they claim it is. If it was a meteor, it was a highly unusual one. Personally, I don't have to state what I believe it is - everyone should be able to figure that out well enough on their own.

But regardless of what it is, the fact is that nothing was picked up regarding a meteor of this size and it should have been located days ago. If it was a meteor of such a size, it possibly heralds some very frightening events in nature to come. If it was not, then we have a lot more to worry about. To that, news media have absolutely shut down any further reports on this after the initial report. There were also numerous sightings of black helicopters doing "training sessions" the following day over the area near Madison where it landed. If we're not given information, we will draw our own conclusions.
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[8] [Sunday
April 11th, 2010 at 11:43am]
I was informed by the owner of the record station today - in such a way that it became rather clear to me that I wasn't being given a choice by the insignificant rat bastard mortal sonofabitch in the matter - that I need to see a therapist.

Lesson learned. Don't tell your coworkers that you're being stalked, especially when most of them already believe that you're a little schizophrenic south of normal.

I've also been informed that most therapists do not hold office hours on Sundays. They should. I despise Mondays and it's very inconvenient to me to have to go out before 3 in the afternoon on a Monday. I will have to see if I can't make arrangements to remedy this.

To be fair, though, I really am being stalked. I have the excessively creepy love-notes to prove it. Whoever this fellow is, he has quite a vivid imagination.
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[7] [Saturday
April 10th, 2010 at 12:09am]
You know it's a slow news day when I end up sitting on my couch in my underwear watching crap about UFOs. Men in Black and hybrid alien skulls.

Old man keeps going on and on about Roswell and how the United States military has never denied that there were bodies of aliens found in the wreckage. Young man keeps telling him to shut the hell up. There are countless races of aliens and the brain of a hybrid child is still 15% larger than a human brain. Android worker-aliens sent to do the dirty work of the much smarter boss-aliens. And apparently there are underground alien bases in Mexico.

Oh, and MIBs aren't actually government officials, but aliens as well. This is untrue, mostly.

The ancients used to call aliens gods and modern man call gods aliens. But there are aliens yet. I think.

The Men in Black are known for "silencing" individuals who know too much of the truth. This is true.

There are 20 secret levels of organization above the President of the United States, funded by the Black Budget. Plausible deniablity for our Commander-in-Chief. This is true as well.

I'd like to find these men, shake them, and tell them that the Men in Black and Deepthroat are one in the same. But they'd never believe me, even with the truth standing right in front of them. They're so caught up on their own theories that they can't see the forest through the trees.

Or something. Whatever.

There's a reason why the cars and suits and shoes of the MIB are spotless... it's because he has OCD. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Note the lack of capitalization, Charles.

Someone do something interesting soon before I stagnate. Where's Riff-Raff Jesse Ventura when you need him?
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[6] [Sunday
March 21st, 2010 at 10:04am]
Saint Patrick's Day is all a ploy by the Irish Catholic Church to allow its members to get completely wasted in the middle of Lent.

... So what did any self-respecting semi-Atheist do? If he was actually self-respecting, that is. I went out with the other rush-hour anchors from the station, got hammered and forgot where I left my shoes. Been checking the tapes; no sign of my shoes.

I did, however, find them under the control booth in the sports anchor's production room this morning. I have no idea.

Still being followed.
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[5] [Wednesday
March 10th, 2010 at 11:45pm]
I discovered the most unusual thing today.

One of the station's interns brought showed me a song on her iPhone that was named after me. Well, she didn't know it was named after me, but she thought I would be amused by it. And indeed I was, if only in a near-horrified manner. It's sung by a tiny curly-haired thing who can't be any older than my favorite pair of tennis shoes. She informs me that his family are some of those nasty little Evangelicals. I would have asked what the boy even knows about what he's singing, but she noticed the bemused expression on my face and explained to me that it's a metaphor.

Clever.

Lyrics )

Still being followed.
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[4] [Thursday
January 28th, 2010 at 8:16pm]
[Locked from Columbia, per Mark's request]

The show ran an extra hour tonight. We bumped some conservative right-wing preacher completely off the air because we get higher ratings than he does. Obviously, I was pleased by this; not the "conservative right-wing" part, but the "preacher" part. He has an obnoxious voice anyhow and hasn't stopped looking at me funny since he caught me suggesting to one of the interns that they should use the Bible to bludgeon a very large spider to death with the words, "What, people kill each other with this book all the time and you can't kill a fucking spider with it?"

That's not the point, though. The point is that our phones didn't stop ringing for four hours today thanks to last night's State of the Union.

There's another False Flag been thrown up, thanks to all the talk of nukes and terrorists. I won't confirm or dispute anything about that, but I'm digging again. This time, though, I know better than to actually bring it to the attention of the person in charge. Last time I made that mistake, someone got killed for it and the Kennedy correlation has already been made once in the last twenty-four hours (don't think I wasn't watching you two last night).

Then the foreign policy section basically confirmed that the Pentagon is still committed to Cheney's "suggestions" regarding the same.

... Oh, well, I guess the big one is the threat of secession by the South again. Having an 11-day-old Virginia senator (Bob McDonnell) stage the response in front of a joint chamber in a Southern state. Richmond being the capital of the Confederacy and... Well, I think everyone knows their American History enough to get the rest of that statement. It was subtle, but if you pay any attention to the recent statements made by Southern politicians, you can tell that they're plainly trying to distance themselves from Northern politics.

Then we'd like to know what the love-note handed to Pelosi says. Maybe something about what the hell Obama was clearly holding back with all his Shatner-esque pauses?

...And also why Michelle Obama is trying to take the cookies away from fat kids. Does she know that it's Girl Scout cookie season? Does Michelle Obama hate Girl Scouts?

Joking about that last one, just so you know.

Also, forum jockeys... Stop abbreviating "social security" as SS. It makes me nervous when I scroll too fast. And really, really don't do it when you say "fascist" in the paragraph above it. Thanks.
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[3] [Thursday
January 14th, 2010 at 12:22am]
If I had known when I told Mark that I wouldn't talk about the Democratic Party on my show while he was on vacation that so many interesting things would have happened, I would have never made that promise. But I made it and I kept it and I am so glad that it's over. I was so tired of talking about Mayan prophecies, global warming and UFOs. Love 'em, but shit gets old fast.

So now we're on... Palin, Game Change, MKULTRA, trees on Mars, Mossad's connection to the Underwear Bomber, RFID chips in the H1N1 vaccine. Making up for lost time. Well, except for Palin and the trees on Mars; that's just new material.

And the writers wanted me to talk about "Avatar Depression"? As in, depression caused by the Avatar movie. They're trying to sell me that James Cameron is in league with the pharmaceutical companies. Even I'm not that fucking gullible. Now, I would have believed it if they would have told me that Cameron was in league with the Scientologists and the pending Avatar sequels would slowly unfold to reveal a metaphor for the epic story of Xemu and the Thetans and the depression experience due to the immersion in the film's 3D imagery is really the imprisoned soul longing for world it once knew. And of course the only way to fill this void is through auditing and starting the (financially) exhaustive process of reaching your ultimate, enlightened OT state. Because, as we know, anti-depressants are really just the governments' way of controlling the masses.

...Holy shit. I need to post that somewhere, it'll go viral!

I think I need a cigarette.

And in case anyone was curious, the black car is still following me and the show's producers won't let me broadcast from home any longer so I'm back in the studio. Bastards.
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